Drunken Santa

Experience the holiday chaos in our exhilarating new game! Santa's armored sleigh is tearing through the city on Christmas Eve, smashing cars, buses, and trucks in a flurry of festive mayhem and explosions!

Christmas presents need delivering, and Santa's not slowing down!

Key Features:

• Realistic armored sleigh controls
• Liquid sleigh repair nanokits (hidden in whiskey bottles!)
• Unique crash physics and spectacular wrecks
• Stunning nighttime Christmas Eve city setting
• Wide variety of vehicles to destroy with your airborne gifts
• Multiple sleigh models to choose from
• Amazing, realistic graphics
• Accurate (and brutally honest) Christmas traffic simulation
• Achievements and leaderboards
• Simple, intuitive controls
• Awesome sound design
• Offline and online play options
• Diverse traffic: buses, SUVs, and heavy trucks

More festive fun on the way! If you enjoy this, expect even more updates.

Gameplay:

• Wreck cars to score points
• Bonus points for combos and successive crashes
• Repair your sleigh using liquid nanokits
• Compete for the top spot on the global leaderboard

Features Not Included (yet!):

• Taxi service (Santa drives himself!)
• Multiple levels
• Multilingual support
• Realistic car driving physics
• Modern supercars or muscle cars
• Dangerous overtaking maneuvers
• Burning asphalt (it's winter!)
• Match-3 gameplay
• Authentic car sounds
• Police chases (everyone loves Santa!)
• Guns or gunplay (a Santa bazooka is a possibility…)
• Expensive elite cars
• Donald Trump

Features We Tried to Add, But Didn't Make It:

• Sword fighting
• Monster and boss battles
• Hero leveling
• Branded sports car racing
• Car purchasing (Santa only drives sleighs!)
• Car upgrades or leveling (again, sleighs only!)
• Stunts or tricks (Santa prioritizes safety… and booze.)

Prepare for pure holiday madness! Explosions, presents, and Christmas cheer await! We believe this is the best holiday game of 2017, and possibly even 2018! (We might be biased, but it's a blast!) It's also arguably the best racing game of 2017 and 2018… although, strictly speaking, it's not really a racing game.

P.S. The developers do not endorse Santa's driving in this game. Please obey traffic laws!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy New Year!

What's New in Version 0.0.5 (Updated Dec 12, 2017)

• Increased sleigh speed! Santa's even faster now!
• New vehicles added!